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58 – God’s like “Ha ha!”

On this Christmas special: Chris’ son chooses a strange gift for the white elephant exchange. Nate’s daughter has a windblown blow-up. Stop saying “my tribe”! People are apologizing for random numbers now. Santa is Problematic.

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57 – Cigarettesbeer Whiskey

Nate struggles to feign interest in Pokemon. Chris experiences a disappointment of theological proportions. More oddly-specific messages on cars. Someone thinks women should lead. Gratitude is problematic.

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56 – Bath Salts and Viagra

Chris’ studio smells bad, and he buys weed for his son. Nate wasn’t feeling the worship music. Chris runs into a mask Nazi. Florida is problematic.

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55 – Pumpkin Patchin’ Boots

Chris succumbs to dad clothes. Nate encounters an overly-zealous little league coach. Someone gives new meaning to “go screw yourself,” and Halloween is problematic.

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54 – Lady of the Late Afternoon to Early Evening

Squid Game has an odd content warning. Hamilton is still a thing. Chris gets propositioned by a prostitute. A Facebook Marketplace post takes us on a dark rabbit hole. Eggplants are problematic.

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Season 2 Social Netjerk Catch-up!

Chris and Nate reminisce over their childhood during the California gold rush. Nate keeps getting harassed at the self check-out. Chris sells feet pics. It’s a Social Net-Jerk marathon!

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52 – The Opinion of an Ugly Person

It’s our SEASON 1 FINALE, but don’t worry, we’ll be back soon! Nate’s karate class keeps trying to upsell him, Cowan has a bad day at the lake. Beautiful people are bad. If only there were preexisting terms for people with specific genitals. Fireworks are problematic.

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51 – Skinny sandcastle

Chris is officially a cat lady, and has seized the means of production from the capitalist elite. YouTube ads threw off Nate’s emotional high. White people come from fallen angels. A graphic designer might need to rethink their career choice. A blue check on twitter is sooo in love with “black twitter.” Beaches are problematic……

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50 – Tender Peanuts

Nate’s son unknowingly risks his life to get baptized. Cowan’s privilege checks are becoming less and less ironic. Is McDonald’s in the NRA’s pocket? You are obligated to have babies. Wearing oversized clothes is fatphobic. Circus peanuts are problematic. Photo: Mark Bonica

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49 – Lemonade Layoff

We reminisce over the old days of text messages. Nate prepares for the most expensive place on earth. Chris plans to teach his kids about the downsides of starting a business. If you take a COVID vax, you can’t go to Heaven. Foreskins are a human right. $2 Toothpaste will apparently cure your meth face….

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