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38 – The Coolest Furry At The Anime Convention

Cowan sang karaoke with his sister in Texas. Nate experiences further challenges with a certain famous pillow company. Cowan has still got it… at least with one particular demographic. Blackface is ok now, as long as you’re really committed to it. Some dude on FB has it in for fatties and religion. Some cop-hater is…

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37 – Chuck a Chick Through a Glass Pane

Texas is problematic. We talk about names for our podcast that didn’t quite make the cut. “Sloppy wet kiss” is the worst worship song lyric. Chris has a birthday and reminisces over Homestarrunner and Strongbad. Nate gets suckered into buying an infomercial product. A guy on the internet claims he thought of Frankenstein. Don’t worry–…

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36 – We Need The Masses So We Can Cater To Them

Chris’ wife just doesn’t understand podcasts, and he sings karaoke. Nate’s son isn’t really into books. Chris gets scammed. What is with Christians and acrostics? A groom gives a really creepy speech to his new bride. We discuss peaceful transitions of power and conspiracy theories.

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35 – Those Are Definitely All Words

Nate’s daughter is a psychological master manipulator and he couldn’t be more proud. Cowan’s New Year fell flat. A girl on Facebook just kind of makes up her own religion, which apparently doesn’t include any punctuation. Not taking Coronavirus seriously? Well, maybe you would if the virus was visible and also the size of beachballs…

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34 – We’re Just NPC’s in God’s Oculus

2021 feels anticlimactic. Nate’s family wants Netflix back. Chris is disgusted with how much he spoiled his kids for Christmas. Nate takes a shower at Starbucks. New Years is ageist and unequal.

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Here’s a Christmas update

Basically, we’re taking a holiday break. Be back in January! Stay #woke!

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33 – I have a fetish for X and Y chromosomes

It’s been a really rough month, but podcasting is a healthier form of therapy than party drugs, so we’re back at it. Nate’s anniversary plans take a dive. Into cement. Cowan discovers a discount on the toy of his (kids) dreams! Girls just want to be told they’re the same as every other girl. Landlords…

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32 – Paul McCusker is Problematic

Christian author Paul McCusker joins Chris for this episode, to discuss his work on the long-running Adventures in Odyssey radio drama, his response to Woke culture, and his spiritual journey into Catholicism. Chris purchases an expensive trip down memory lane, paved with LEGO bricks. Paul had a TV nicknamed Baal. Links: Not The Bee article…

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31 – Shampoo for people who can’t wear black shirts

Nate fails to recapture his childhood memories with his own children. Chris’ son forgets an important part of the burger-making process. A Facebook user feels conflict between her faith.. and her dedication to a YouTube couple… and comes up with an interesting solution. If you’re not autistic, you’re not the REAL normal. Columbus was problematic.

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30 – You Should’ve Just Stayed A Baby

Chris and Nate have desk woes. Nate faces an ethical dilemma with an inherited car. Chris rents an entire movie theater. Dream jobs are capitalistic conditioning. Random dude invites a girl to participate in his unique hobby. A mirror is for sale only to a Christian home.

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