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29 – Maybe I’m Chatting With The Homely Girl

Chris flies solo for this episode, untethered by the old co-host ball and chain. It goes about as well as expected. He gets a new political yard sign, and tries building a new desk top. Some people on Facebook can’t word very good. Obedient little COVID prisoners judge people who have lives. Co-hosts are problematic.

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28 – How did we get in this plane with Jesus?

We discuss whether to drink alcohol in front of Jesus. Nate and Chris both get new gadgets. Not wearing a jacket is toxic masculinity. Curing a deaf baby is ableist. Gender reveal parties are inherently violent. Live, Laugh Love decorations are problematic.

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27 – Olive Garden Was My One Move!

Chris cancels Netflix. Nate has a huge misunderstanding with a friend. Someone identifies as outer space. Anyone who doesn’t like pedos is now a conspiracy theorist, apparently. Emojis are problematic.

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26 – Yvette Svensensven’s Pro Curling

Nate is a slave to Mario. Chris is writing for Not The Bee. Corona is the mark of the beast! Crime is just a political construct, and boy is it problematic! Not The Bee articles: Online dating advice for Christian guys Superficial ways to spot a false teacher

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25 – Throwback: Melted Ice Juice

Instead of our regularly scheduled programming, we bring you a throwback episode from our previous podcast, “Pop Mockers.” We discuss Taco Bell culture, Facebook magicians and ridiculous offerings at Whole Foods.

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24 – Two Plus Two Is Five, You Bigot!

Nate needs to force his son to watch Thor. Cowan found some bargain movies at the dollar store. Arachnophobia is the new bigotry. Someone on the internet has a strong, indecipherable opinion. Two plus two equals five now. Math is problematic.

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23 – Should Democrats Be Allowed To Feed Babies To Lions?

We discuss why we, as two voice actors, feel the need to hire someone else to introduce each segment. Nate drinks the wrong coffee. Cowan’s wacky family has a reunion and he does an improv skit with his youngest. We discuss “BoomerBait” on Facebook. According to one Facebook user, y’all don’t actually like black women….

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22 – How Do You Clean Your Butt?

Chris has a family reunion coming up, and discovers why free wood chips are free, while Nate discovers some frustration in a classic video game. Creeps with bad English are hilarious. Immigrants are problematic.

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21 – Education is Abuse

Nate is back in the Stunning and Brave Studio. Princess Bride gets an update. Nate is lusting after Lego. Chris scares the bajeebers out of his son, and has to pay penance. It’s easy to be a victim of abuse when everything is abuse. Owning dogs is racist.

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20 – Comedian Nazareth is Problematic

Chris replaces Nate with an immigrant: The hilarious and insightful comedian, Nazareth! We discuss his career, conversion to Christianity, very quick engagement, and that one time at summer camp. Chris’ wife makes an inappropriate joke. “Identifies as” and “preferred” pronouns are now problematic. Height gaps are problematic. Order Nazareth’s new book: Hope in 24 Hours…

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