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9 – Logic is Ableist

April 2, 2020 Podcast 00:56:32 0 Comments

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Nate finds a way to enjoy not-so-family-friendly films with his family. Chris wants an exotic animal after watching “Tiger King.” The Rocketeer wins a Stunny award for “Most Controversial Eyebrows.” A lady doesn’t understand how internet videos work. A friend wants to make sure you know they sell insurance. Littlefur is a thing. Logic is…

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8 – Birthdays are Transphobic

March 26, 2020 Podcast 00:57:48 0 Comments

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Nate finds himself among the hoarding zombies. Cowan discovers the merits of child labor. Someone with good intentions tries to infect an entire nursing home. Curing coronavirus is as simple as gurgling! Marvel tries so hard to be woke that it’s cringey. Birthdays are problematic. Patreon Bonus: We brainstorm other “woke” superhero concepts. NewsSting by…

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7 – STD’s are Ableist

March 19, 2020 Podcast 00:51:31 0 Comments

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Chris’ big father-son talk ends up being anti-climactic. Nate hears a familiar voice during a Hulu ad. A counselor uses a questionable metaphor for men’s needs. Someone volunteers some very personal information on Facebook. STD’s are problematic. Links mentioned on the show:Cowan’s commercial on Hulu Patreon Bonus: We reminisce over Slim Goodbody‘s conversation about AIDs.

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6 – Tacos are Racist

March 12, 2020 Podcast 00:58:40 0 Comments

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Chris and Nate go rollerskating at almost the same time and place, completely unbeknownst to each other. Chris’ wife wants one corner to look nice, even though the whole house is a disaster. Trump is a magickal curse-eater. Tacos are, of course, problematic. Links mentioned on the show:“Can’t Stop The Music” rollerskating scene Patreon Bonus:…

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5 – The Coronavirus is problematic

March 5, 2020 Podcast 01:04:02 0 Comments

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We start off with a cringingly obvious joke about the coronavirus, then Chris confesses to accidentally combining to phrases in a way that they should never be combined. Nate has a very specific award for the Amazon show, “The Hunters.” We introduce THREE new segments: “The Stunnies,” “Woke News,” and “Conspiracy Theory of the Week!”…

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4 – Vasectomies are problematic

February 27, 2020 Podcast 00:48:34 0 Comments

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Chris is on the Babylon Bee podcast. Nate’s daughter is a Lego Dimensions rights activist. Someone loves to give their wife a little too much public attention. Vasectomies are problematic, and Chris has recent first-hand experience with that. Patreon bonus: “Stunning and Brave: After Dark” as Chris shares embarrassing details from his vasectomy.

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3 – Parking Spaces are Problematic

February 20, 2020 Podcast 00:49:13 0 Comments

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Chris and Nate talk about being forced at gun point to watch Young Guns. Jane Fonda wants you to be impressed with her “woke” jewelry. Parking spaces are problematic. Patreon bonus: We talk about our parking horror stories.

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2 – Valentine’s Day is Problematic

February 14, 2020 Podcast 00:50:44 0 Comments

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Chris and Nate each experience Karma for the privilege of planning fun trips. Hillary worship goes too far, our dystopia has the worst propaganda, and Valentine’s Day is problematic. Patreon bonus audio: Young love.

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1 – Decades are Problematic

February 1, 2020 Podcast 00:52:57 0 Comments

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Decades are problematic. Nate confesses he has memberships with both Costco AND Sam’s Club. White people walking in the rain is racist. Chris & Nate’s top 5 things they learned during the past decade. Patreon bonus: Chris talks about working for The Babylon Bee

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