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48 – Mysteries for Hell

Cowan witnesses a lady who’s just a bit too free-spirited at the river. Nate’s experiences Godspell during a heat spell. Mother’s Day is for everyone and their dog. Dogs give you pervert cancer. Period trackers and DNA tests are transphobic. Indecent Exposure is problematic.

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47 – Arm Skirt

Chris is unusually self-conscious about his outfit, and his arms. Nate gets typecast in a vacation Bible school video. Chris joins a country club. Someone pulls a Jesus-juke on a vaccine discussion. Calling obesity unhealthy is white supremacy. Lemurs are problematic.

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46 – Satan Is The Face Behind The Mask

Chris refuses to edit the podcast, and talks about picking up a couple of hot chicks. Nate experiences a surprisingly adequate video game film adaptation. Share that post or you’re failing God! Satan is behind Social Distancing! Kindness is a sign of white supremacy and CAPATALASM!! Superman is problematic. Check out our action-packed ninja gorefest:…

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45 – You Did Not Reveal Yourself To Be Human

Nate gets ready to drop some cash on a certain magical kingdom. Chris takes advantage of his son’s DIY attitude. Nate gets an unusual voice message. The CDC is really starting to lose it. You can buy a chihuahua police dog thin blue line Christian cross flag. Dwayne Johnson’s photoshopped head has an important message…

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44 – 80s Irish Sex Ed

Chris updates his office with a midcentury modern motif. Nate barely survives a real-life slasher scene. We award a Stunny for most awkward sex ed video ever. Some guy wants Christians to give their shirts more. Black sheep are really the curse-breakers of the family. A sketchy Christian alternative to Netflix is following Chris everywhere….

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43 – The Only Person In Yogurt Land

Chris’ booming facebook group has a schism over wokeness. Chris goes to the movies for the first time in months, and discusses his parenting strategy. Nate meets a fro-yo employee who’s just a little too excited to serve him. Facebook Marketplace has some interesting offerings, someone with presumably good intentions finds the worst way to…

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42 – Salty Jesus

We risk our lives for your entertainment, discuss the various Robins, and Chris’ wife’s favorite TV shows. Chris shares the ultimate first-world problem: Having too many Xboxes. Nate awards a Stunny to the most 80’s-style game ever. Educating your kids is racist and sexist. Different times of the day have very vague spiritual meanings. Some…

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41 – Effeminate Doppelganger

Nate shares his Family Guy impersonations, and Chris shares a creepy story about his Barney impression. Nate’s first-world status reaches new heights, while Chris has a privilege check so egregious, Nate has to guess what it is. We give a Stunny Award for the show with the longest list of prerequisites ever. Someone on Facebook…

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40 – I Experimented in College

We determine which level of mask-wearers we are. Chris gets overwhelmed by fashion choices and introduces his kids to a scandalous 80’s film. Nate takes his kids to the snow. Neil deGrasse Tyson has no idea what he’s talking about. Weight-loss is fatphobic.

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39 – Fresh Puppy Moccasins

We go on a tangent about I Kissed Dating Goodbye, Left Behind, and other questionable milestones from Christian culture. Cowan’s kid has an audition. Nate’s desire to get a bigger TV might cause marital problems. A rich snob thinks you can sheepishly laugh in someone’s face. Someone tries to be anti-racist and ends up just…

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