Month: January 2021

37 – Chuck a Chick Through a Glass Pane

Texas is problematic. We talk about names for our podcast that didn’t quite make the cut. “Sloppy wet kiss” is the worst worship song lyric. Chris has a birthday and reminisces over Homestarrunner and Strongbad. Nate gets suckered into buying an infomercial product. A guy on the internet claims he thought of Frankenstein. Don’t worry–…

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36 – We Need The Masses So We Can Cater To Them

Chris’ wife just doesn’t understand podcasts, and he sings karaoke. Nate’s son isn’t really into books. Chris gets scammed. What is with Christians and acrostics? A groom gives a really creepy speech to his new bride. We discuss peaceful transitions of power and conspiracy theories.

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35 – Those Are Definitely All Words

Nate’s daughter is a psychological master manipulator and he couldn’t be more proud. Cowan’s New Year fell flat. A girl on Facebook just kind of makes up her own religion, which apparently doesn’t include any punctuation. Not taking Coronavirus seriously? Well, maybe you would if the virus was visible and also the size of beachballs…

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34 – We’re Just NPC’s in God’s Oculus

2021 feels anticlimactic. Nate’s family wants Netflix back. Chris is disgusted with how much he spoiled his kids for Christmas. Nate takes a shower at Starbucks. New Years is ageist and unequal.

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